1. You think you’re a free, proud man. That is until some neckbeard is kneeling before you watching you drop trou while a line of future victims stare in anticipation…
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2. No one seems impressed that the TSA can temporarily heal grandmas long enough to rob them of their spare change and dignity.
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3. The look on her face says it all. This TSA agent is just another typical guy – no dinner, no manners, and just rushing to third base.
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4. He seems really perplexed by his findings, needs more time to examine this potential hottie…er threat.
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5. The reaction seems a little delayed, but the “oh no you didn’t!” is captured perfectly.
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6. I see you’re a Michigan fan, is it true what they say about wolverines?
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7. So you’re saying I can have legs like this by spending a little more time on the stairclimber and stationary bike?
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8. This guy was looking for Mini-Me’s tripod. That or checking his diaper. Unclear.
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9. I guess she hasn’t gotten this much action in a while…
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10. I don’t care how long you’re gone, call me. There was a spark here, don’t forget me.
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11. The poor man is just lost in wondering where his life went so wrong…
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12. She looks like she just got paralyzed by the one-inch punch.
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13. No, slower. And if you want this to work, you need to look me in the eyes.
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14. I told you if you cooperated, I wouldn’t hurt you. You made me do that. This is much better now, isn’t it?
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15. If you don’t mind, these are the perfect size for me to practice my bongo playing skills on…
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16. Woah woah! Wait. I think I left my wedding ring up there.
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17. You know, if you would just wear a bra, I wouldn’t have to sit here holding these up all day.
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18. The obvious muscle groping wouldn’t be so bad if the dude could just keep his tongue in his mouth.
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19. The TSA’s sole purpose seems to be removing everyone’s pants as publicly as possible.
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20. Some people just enjoy the touchy-feely, public-display-of-affection relationships they develop at the airport.
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